Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
It may or may not have been a good night for this particular morning commuter, who either partied his shirt off or lost it, when he pried himself from a ‘trap’ upon waking.
Still, he manages to pull off the Slash-look, easily, even in spite of his state of consciousness.
The jungle apparently brought him to his kn-n-n-n-nees.
#Saveahorseridethetrain
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
Just because you dress fast, doesn’t mean you are.
This morning commuter got off the SkyTrain sporting his workout attire, although, Nike Shox, track suit, Air Jordan baseball cap, and Puma duffle bag – do not an athlete make.
An early smoke, however, will most certainly slow your roll.
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Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:
With TransLink’s record of delays this past year, it only makes sense to have a back-up plan.
And, if it looks better than a Car2Go when you wear it, why not.
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Fashion File from the Evening Commute:
Destination – not unknown?
Although the Millennium Line doesn’t go to the border, this commuter appears to be on his way to an American Independence Day celebration.
Fireworks are sure to go off if this gentleman and his festive get-up get across the line.
And with that, we wish a happy Fourth of July to our fellow commuters south of the 49th parallel!
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
Although the rain clouds are hiding the sun and it’s wet, commuters are shedding their drab winter wardrobes for more sexy spring attire.
Just as fitting for wearing in the morning, though, the jean jacket with the mantra: “Drink coffee and destroy” ironed on the back, paired with mismatched socks, one of which is inside out, screams 2014 urban rebel – rain or shine.
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Fashion File from the Evening Commute:
If you’re carrying a camouflage Coach man bag, but your dress shirt’s untucked, your loafers are blue with cheetah accents, and your blasting David Bowie’s Modern Love on your iPod, you get a pass for the bag.
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Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
Cannibal clothes were spotted on a Vancouver-bound SkyTrain this morning.
The gnarly tights were paired appropriately with moccasins and a misspelled finger tattoo.
But, hey, whatever, you’ve got to be ‘craz’ to wear leggings that want to eat someone, anyways.
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Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
It has been said, that if you love someone, you should let them go, don’t hold them tight – and if they love you, and if you are meant to be together, they will come back.
That goes for the seasons, too.
When you live north of the 49th parallel, wearing shorts and flip-flops at the end of September is the equivalent of smothering someone.
If you don’t want to turn summer away forever, despite the lovely sunshine we are having, put on some pants and shoes.
Really, it’s embarrassing to go on and on about summer, when summer has clearly moved – on.
#coldhearted
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Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:
Ladies, if the length of your skirt is above your knees and you’re sitting with those knees equally bent and your feet shoulder-width apart, both firmly planted on the floor, it doesn’t matter how gold your headband is or how big your pearl earrings are – you look cheap.
And now, what’s trending: #crisscrossapplesauce
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Fashion File from the Evening Commute:
If it looks like your money would be better spent on botox injections, you’re too old to be shopping at Aritzia.
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