Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion Files from the Morning Commute:
Just because the Millenium Line isn’t near any golf courses, doesn’t mean that while you’re getting teed off with the crowds at Commercial-Broadway Station, you can’t look like your on your way to tee-off.
This guy’s just missing a green blazer to make his golf-inspired attire complete.
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Evening Commute:
It’s Friday, you just got your hair did, you come out of the salon, it’s pouring rain, and you forgot your umbrella!
What is a girl to do?
Putting plastic bags – with face holes ripped out, of course – over your head, is a new trend to protect your lovely locks from the elements.
Just don’t forget to tear out the face hole – or you’ll be looking pretty dead, instead of just pretty!
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
Unless you are a little girl under the age of 10, you should never wear white socks with black Mary Janes.
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:
If you wear a T-shirt that says “I’m not a hipster” and a wreath made of silk flowers on your crown – you are a hipster, and an idiot.
Disclaimer: No offense to anyone under the age of two years, whose parents make them wear silk-flower wreaths on their head.
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:
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If you are a man and you come across a blazer with a belt that loops around the upper abdomen area, do not buy it. In fact, do not, under any circumstances, even try it on.
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Ladies, no matter what, never where black and white cowhide Uggs. In fact, just don’t ever wear Uggs.
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Evening Commute:
One should never wear her brand new booties on the trek to her transit station or stop.
Fashionable footwear are not made for walking long distances and they are certainly not made for walking those distances at a fast pace, especially when late.
Further, they are not made for standing in a crowded car on a delayed train stuck on the tracks.
Now, here’s what’s trending:
#It’sNotEasyBeingBeautiful
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