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Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion File from the Morning Commute:

It has been said, that if you love someone, you should let them go, don’t hold them tight – and if they love you, and if you are meant to be together, they will come back.

That goes for the seasons, too.

When you live north of the 49th parallel, wearing shorts and flip-flops at the end of September is the equivalent of smothering someone.

If you don’t want to turn summer away forever, despite the lovely sunshine we are having, put on some pants and shoes.

Really, it’s embarrassing to go on and on about summer, when summer has clearly moved – on.

#coldhearted

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Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

Ladies, if the length of your skirt is above your knees and you’re sitting with those knees equally bent and your feet shoulder-width apart, both firmly planted on the floor, it doesn’t matter how gold your headband is or how big your pearl earrings are – you look cheap.

And now, what’s trending: #crisscrossapplesauce

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion File from the Evening Commute:

If it looks like your money would be better spent on botox injections, you’re too old to be shopping at Aritzia.

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Morning Commute:

Just because the Millenium Line isn’t near any golf courses, doesn’t mean that while you’re getting teed off with the crowds at Commercial-Broadway Station, you can’t look like your on your way to tee-off.

This guy’s just missing a green blazer to make his golf-inspired attire complete.

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Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion File from the Evening Commute:

It’s Friday, you just got your hair did, you come out of the salon, it’s pouring rain, and you forgot your umbrella!

What is a girl to do?

Putting plastic bags – with face holes ripped out, of course – over your head, is a new trend to protect your lovely locks from the elements.

Just don’t forget to tear out the face hole – or you’ll be looking pretty dead, instead of just pretty!

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion File from the Morning Commute:

Unless you are a little girl under the age of 10, you should never wear white socks with black Mary Janes.

 

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Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

If you wear a T-shirt that says “I’m not a hipster” and a wreath made of silk flowers on your crown – you are a hipster, and an idiot.

Disclaimer: No offense to anyone under the age of two years, whose parents make them wear silk-flower wreaths on their head.