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Tales from the Transit Line

Weather Advisory from the Evening Commute:

A cold westerly wind blowing in off the Pacific Ocean is forcing heavy rains to fall sideways this evening.

Commuters who have long walks between transit stations are advised to take a taxi.

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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

Breaking News!

It snowed and the Greater Vancouver Area is being evacuated via public transit.

Wait! We are receiving an emergency transmission from our correspondent on the line . . .

Oh . . . Correction, it’s just rush hour and there are only four cars per train . . .