Posts Tagged ‘Botox’

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion File from the Evening Commute:

If it looks like your money would be better spent on botox injections, you’re too old to be shopping at Aritzia.

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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

The difference between a trim and a ‘fu*king chop’ is 2.5 inches, according to one commuter.

“What am I supposed to do with this?” Ben asked his hairdresser, who was travelling with him, his fist tangled in his locks.

“Well, you had such split ends . . . ,” his hairdresser responded. “What!? Why are you all puffy?”

In related news, “Botox makes you look like a freak on one of those YouTube videos.”