Report from the Evening Commute – Oct. 6, 2014

Posted: October 6, 2014 in Report from the Evening Commute
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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A young man, riding the rails with a couple of friends this afternoon, confessed why a girl was caught grasping his penis.

“It was either you guys all see my junk or I stick it in Taylor’s hand,” he explained, seriously shy.

In possibly related news, the group of guys also discussed the issue of animal cruelty.

“You never hurt an animal,” said the modest man, “unless it’s a beautiful little kitten, then you hang it with a tie.”

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