Archive for the ‘Commuter Lifestyle Programming’ Category

Tales from the Transit Line

Musical Moment from the Morning Commute:

It’s one of these mornings . . .

Tales from the Transit Line

Lifestyle Programming from the Evening Commute:

If your girlfriend is supposed to move in with you this weekend, but tells you she’s too tired to start packing tonight and too busy to do it tomorrow – she’s not moving in with you.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

Researchers have discovered a new way to tell if a woman is pregnant, according to two Translink commuters.

“How did you know,” asked the first expert, surprised by the news that a mutual friend was expecting.

“I know she has a personal trainer,” replied her conspiratorial colleague, “so when I saw she was gaining weight, I just knew.”

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

Top 5 things our on-scene reporter Kelle Shaunna hates about commuting via public transit [today]:

5) When fellow commuters stake out a spot by the door, blocking others from getting on or off the train/bus.

4) Delays due to mechanical [any] issues.

3) Getting stuck on the non-moving side of the escalator [if you don’t know what this means, count your blessings].

2) When fellow commuters start to make their way to the door through a crowded train car/bus, well ahead of their stop.

1) When the station smells like sh*t.