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Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

Justin Bieber’s got nothing on this guy, who, incidentally, is probably old enough to to be the Bieb’s dad.

“It only works if the top matches,” noted the fashionista, who takes his style cues from Teen Scene, when an elderly lady commented on the lovely lavender shade of his shoes.

From this SkyTrain platform it looks like spring has sprung, in this man’s wardrobe, at least.

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Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

Ladies, if the length of your skirt is above your knees and you’re sitting with those knees equally bent and your feet shoulder-width apart, both firmly planted on the floor, it doesn’t matter how gold your headband is or how big your pearl earrings are – you look cheap.

And now, what’s trending: #crisscrossapplesauce

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion File from the Evening Commute:

It’s Friday, you just got your hair did, you come out of the salon, it’s pouring rain, and you forgot your umbrella!

What is a girl to do?

Putting plastic bags – with face holes ripped out, of course – over your head, is a new trend to protect your lovely locks from the elements.

Just don’t forget to tear out the face hole – or you’ll be looking pretty dead, instead of just pretty!

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

If you wear a T-shirt that says “I’m not a hipster” and a wreath made of silk flowers on your crown – you are a hipster, and an idiot.

Disclaimer: No offense to anyone under the age of two years, whose parents make them wear silk-flower wreaths on their head.

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

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If you are a man and you come across a blazer with a belt that loops around the upper abdomen area, do not buy it. In fact, do not, under any circumstances, even try it on.

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Ladies, no matter what, never where black and white cowhide Uggs. In fact, just don’t ever wear Uggs.