Posts Tagged ‘Gross’

Tales from the Transit Line

Curse from the Morning Commute:

If you decide to spit while walking in a crowd of people – may a flock of seagulls fly over you while releasing a shower of their shit.

#gross

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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

Readers Poll:

Should our on-scene reporter reveal to this brave commuter leaving the Stadium-Chinatown SkyTrain Station, the nearby sidewalk spaces humans use to vacate their bowls in this neighborhood?

Yes or no?

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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A cotton-candy eating commuter was mistakenly valued as worth his weight in gold this evening, before it was revealed that he was not carrying valuable Au nuggets in his ear, but that it was just wax.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A study reveals that if a man proclaims loudly, on a busy SkyTrain, that he may still have “sperm” on his hands from the night before and then wonders out loud “what the strangers think of that” – he is an idiot.

That same study also reveals that if that same man then asks his traveling companion for a “smoochie smooch” – he is definitely an idiot.