Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Evening Commute:
A study reveals that if a man proclaims loudly, on a busy SkyTrain, that he may still have “sperm” on his hands from the night before and then wonders out loud “what the strangers think of that” – he is an idiot.
That same study also reveals that if that same man then asks his traveling companion for a “smoochie smooch” – he is definitely an idiot.