Posts Tagged ‘Commuter’

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A hip commuter was momentarily frustrated this evening when he couldn’t fit a recent purchase into his Gucci murse.

His hands were already full, one with the new Blackberry 10 and one with a Samsung Galaxy, but the fashionably ambidextrous young traveller made it work.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

Readers Poll:

Should our on-scene reporter reveal to this brave commuter leaving the Stadium-Chinatown SkyTrain Station, the nearby sidewalk spaces humans use to vacate their bowls in this neighborhood?

Yes or no?

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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A cotton-candy eating commuter was mistakenly valued as worth his weight in gold this evening, before it was revealed that he was not carrying valuable Au nuggets in his ear, but that it was just wax.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

It was a busy weekend for one young commuter.

The red-head jeune fille spent Friday night with a guy-friend whose cat just died.

The 13-year-old feline’s death was apparently so devastating, the owner didn’t tell anyone about it for two weeks.

Saturday was spent at a party with some ‘old’ high-school friends and on Sunday she watched an entire season of Nurse Jackie – and somewhere in between she wrote notes for her study group.

In other news, her friend Daniel, who she has known since Grade 2, is apparently in love with her.

“How did I not know that,” she mused to her confident commuter, rhetorically resolving with a shrug “oh well, it happens.”

Tales from the Transit Line

Report front the Evening Commute:

According to a bald commuter this evening, the one guy who knows where a good pawnshop is, is named Zac.

Zac, a really skinny dude, doesn’t have many friends, but he does this commuter’s hair.

Tales from the Transit Line

Lifestyle Programming from the Evening Commute:

If your girlfriend is supposed to move in with you this weekend, but tells you she’s too tired to start packing tonight and too busy to do it tomorrow – she’s not moving in with you.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute Special Edition:

Deep Thoughts with Kelle Shaunna

I love it when people yell and swear around the SkyTrain station during the morning commute.

It really makes me feel like I’m alive, you know.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute

Animal control had to be dispatched to the Millenium Line this evening after a wolf was sighted on the SkyTrain.

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Fortunately, the animal was sleeping and no one was hurt.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

Researchers have discovered a new way to tell if a woman is pregnant, according to two Translink commuters.

“How did you know,” asked the first expert, surprised by the news that a mutual friend was expecting.

“I know she has a personal trainer,” replied her conspiratorial colleague, “so when I saw she was gaining weight, I just knew.”

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

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If you are a man and you come across a blazer with a belt that loops around the upper abdomen area, do not buy it. In fact, do not, under any circumstances, even try it on.

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Ladies, no matter what, never where black and white cowhide Uggs. In fact, just don’t ever wear Uggs.