Tales from the Transit Line
Public Service Announcement from the Evening Commute:
If you are an old man who smells like he’s most certainly carrying a large quantity of marijuana and is visibly toting a bag of chips, don’t walk anywhere alone – in the Greater Vancouver Area, especially.
Further to this warning, do not, under any circumstances, also pull a wad of $20 bills out of your wallet – numerous times, as you sit, reeking, on a SkyTrain.
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Report from the Evening Commute
Animal control had to be dispatched to the Millenium Line this evening after a wolf was sighted on the SkyTrain.
Fortunately, the animal was sleeping and no one was hurt.
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Report from the Evening Commute
Good news for anyone hoping to eliminate their debt in 2013.
Liquid gold is now being accepted by creditors. Oil? No, tears.
According to a SkyTrain passenger tonight, a woman ‘ate’ a $300 debt owed to her by a man because “he cried.”
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Report from the Evening Commute:
Researchers have discovered a new way to tell if a woman is pregnant, according to two Translink commuters.
“How did you know,” asked the first expert, surprised by the news that a mutual friend was expecting.
“I know she has a personal trainer,” replied her conspiratorial colleague, “so when I saw she was gaining weight, I just knew.”
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Weather Advisory from the Evening Commute:
A cold westerly wind blowing in off the Pacific Ocean is forcing heavy rains to fall sideways this evening.
Commuters who have long walks between transit stations are advised to take a taxi.
And now, a message from our [not really] sponsors:
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Report from the Evening Commute:
Contrary to popular drunk-dialer/texter belief, it’s uncool to be a fool in love with an ex while intoxicated.
“It’s so immature,” said one female commuter about affairs of the alcoholic heart.
“I never think about my ex-boyfriend,” she added, “especially when I’m drunk.”
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Report from the Evening Commute:
SkyTrain cars are the ideal backdrop for photo shoots, according to three dapper commuters.
[Click] “OK, it’s on my Instagram,” said the one in the red jacket wearing matching lipstick, after capturing an image of the other two.
“Profile pic!” chimed his friends.
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Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:
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If you are a man and you come across a blazer with a belt that loops around the upper abdomen area, do not buy it. In fact, do not, under any circumstances, even try it on.
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Ladies, no matter what, never where black and white cowhide Uggs. In fact, just don’t ever wear Uggs.
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Report from the Evening Commute:
Santa was spotted on a SkyTrain in the Vancouver area tonight.
The Man in Red was incognito, apparently watching to see if commuters were being naughty or nice.
With just a few days before the big day, however, he appeared to be taking it easy, toting a plastic bag with a sixer in it, instead of his usual sack of toys.
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Report from the Evening Commute:
Although it has long been a recognized snack meat, a recent study reveals that one should never have a nibble (or a gobble) of garlic sausage before taking public transit.
Doing so has been found to be hazardous to the health of fellow commuters.
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