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Report from the Evening Commute:

Never rush to leave your house, a golden-haired commuter warned her traveling companion this evening.

“[Because] you might forget your wallet or your keys or your life or something,” she noted, adding that she probably hasn’t bought cookies in ten years.

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Report from the Evening Commute:

According to Greg, Vivian is eye candy.

“Wait until she pops out some kids,” cautioned Molly.

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Fashion File from the Evening Commute:

It’s Friday, you just got your hair did, you come out of the salon, it’s pouring rain, and you forgot your umbrella!

What is a girl to do?

Putting plastic bags – with face holes ripped out, of course – over your head, is a new trend to protect your lovely locks from the elements.

Just don’t forget to tear out the face hole – or you’ll be looking pretty dead, instead of just pretty!

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Report from the Evening Commute:

According to international commuter Bryce from France (or Br-eece if you are from France too), “usually French speakers are really bad at English because they can’t pronounce.”

Despite his difficulties with the English-language, however, he can say one thing well in Russian, “but it’s nonsense.”

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Report from the Evening Commute:

“In Italy you ‘should’ stop at a stop sign, but no one ever does … unless there’s a baby crossing the street,” said a commuter who is planning a trip to Cambodia because he doesn’t want to go to Europe because he hates Italians.

The same man is planning to paint himself black and go to a costume party as Samuel L. Jackson.

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Report from the Evening Commute:

According to two female commuters with unidentifiable accents, one of who has pink hair, beards make people look smarter.

In related news, the girl with the rosy halo tried to do her taxes online, but all of the questions were too confusing.

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Report from the Evening Commute:

According to two out of two 20-year-olds, “old” wine is best – at least they are pretty sure it is.

But since neither one of them could afford a “$500” bottle of vino, they couldn’t be certain.

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Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

If you wear a T-shirt that says “I’m not a hipster” and a wreath made of silk flowers on your crown – you are a hipster, and an idiot.

Disclaimer: No offense to anyone under the age of two years, whose parents make them wear silk-flower wreaths on their head.

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Blessing from the Evening Commute:

May you never get stuck on the bus sitting next to a coughing crackhead.

Namaste.

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Lifestyle Programming from the Evening Commute:

If your girlfriend is supposed to move in with you this weekend, but tells you she’s too tired to start packing tonight and too busy to do it tomorrow – she’s not moving in with you.