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Report from the Evening Commute:
According to two out of two 20-year-olds, “old” wine is best – at least they are pretty sure it is.
But since neither one of them could afford a “$500” bottle of vino, they couldn’t be certain.
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Report from the Morning Commute:
In an attempt to protect his girlfriend from a bullet, a male commuter wrapped himself around his female companion, like a shield, to protect her from the possibly fatal projectile.
After investigating the incident, authorities issued this statement:
“If it looks like your trying to protect your girlfriend from gunfire, as you pin her against the SkyTrain door, you should probably back off a bit on the PDA.”
Some people might also argue, it’s simply too early for that kind of smut.
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Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:
If you wear a T-shirt that says “I’m not a hipster” and a wreath made of silk flowers on your crown – you are a hipster, and an idiot.
Disclaimer: No offense to anyone under the age of two years, whose parents make them wear silk-flower wreaths on their head.
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Blessing from the Evening Commute:
May you never get stuck on the bus sitting next to a coughing crackhead.
Namaste.
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Report from the Morning Commute:
Although there were fewer commuters than normal on a Monday morning, not everyone in BC has the day off today.
“Since this is not a federally established holiday, all federal workers work on Family Day, including post office employees and public servants,” according to www.statutoryholidays.com and my alarm clock.
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Lifestyle Programming from the Evening Commute:
If your girlfriend is supposed to move in with you this weekend, but tells you she’s too tired to start packing tonight and too busy to do it tomorrow – she’s not moving in with you.
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Report from the Morning Commute Special Edition:
Deep Thoughts with Kelle Shaunna
I love it when people yell and swear around the SkyTrain station during the morning commute.
It really makes me feel like I’m alive, you know.
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Public Service Announcement from the Evening Commute:
If you are an old man who smells like he’s most certainly carrying a large quantity of marijuana and is visibly toting a bag of chips, don’t walk anywhere alone – in the Greater Vancouver Area, especially.
Further to this warning, do not, under any circumstances, also pull a wad of $20 bills out of your wallet – numerous times, as you sit, reeking, on a SkyTrain.
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Report from the Morning Commute:
Today is the annual Translink Clean the Stairwell at Brentwood Station Day, either that or someone puked all over it last night – it was pub night at SFU, after all.
To celebrate, it is being recommended that commuters put their trash and puke in the bin today [tonight].
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Report from the Evening Commute
Animal control had to be dispatched to the Millenium Line this evening after a wolf was sighted on the SkyTrain.
Fortunately, the animal was sleeping and no one was hurt.
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