Feb. 20, 2013 – Report from the Morning Commute

Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Morning Commute
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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

In an attempt to protect his girlfriend from a bullet, a male commuter wrapped himself around his female companion, like a shield, to protect her from the possibly fatal projectile.

After investigating the incident, authorities issued this statement:

“If it looks like your trying to protect your girlfriend from gunfire, as you pin her against the SkyTrain door, you should probably back off a bit on the PDA.”

Some people might also argue, it’s simply too early for that kind of smut.

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