Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Morning Commute:
In an attempt to protect his girlfriend from a bullet, a male commuter wrapped himself around his female companion, like a shield, to protect her from the possibly fatal projectile.
After investigating the incident, authorities issued this statement:
“If it looks like your trying to protect your girlfriend from gunfire, as you pin her against the SkyTrain door, you should probably back off a bit on the PDA.”
Some people might also argue, it’s simply too early for that kind of smut.
Tales from the Transit Line 