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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

Readers Poll:

Should our on-scene reporter reveal to this brave commuter leaving the Stadium-Chinatown SkyTrain Station, the nearby sidewalk spaces humans use to vacate their bowls in this neighborhood?

Yes or no?


Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A cotton-candy eating commuter was mistakenly valued as worth his weight in gold this evening, before it was revealed that he was not carrying valuable Au nuggets in his ear, but that it was just wax.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

It was a busy weekend for one young commuter.

The red-head jeune fille spent Friday night with a guy-friend whose cat just died.

The 13-year-old feline’s death was apparently so devastating, the owner didn’t tell anyone about it for two weeks.

Saturday was spent at a party with some ‘old’ high-school friends and on Sunday she watched an entire season of Nurse Jackie – and somewhere in between she wrote notes for her study group.

In other news, her friend Daniel, who she has known since Grade 2, is apparently in love with her.

“How did I not know that,” she mused to her confident commuter, rhetorically resolving with a shrug “oh well, it happens.”

Tales from the Transit Line

Report front the Evening Commute:

According to a bald commuter this evening, the one guy who knows where a good pawnshop is, is named Zac.

Zac, a really skinny dude, doesn’t have many friends, but he does this commuter’s hair.

Tales from the Transit Line

Public Service Announcement from the Evening Commute:

Sometimes, on rainy days especially, it is hard to tell the difference between mud and poo.

While navigating a public transit system, however, you are encouraged to err on the side of caution and assume that any brown substance on the ground is the latter.

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:

Ladies, if the length of your skirt is above your knees and you’re sitting with those knees equally bent and your feet shoulder-width apart, both firmly planted on the floor, it doesn’t matter how gold your headband is or how big your pearl earrings are – you look cheap.

And now, what’s trending: #crisscrossapplesauce

Tales from the Transit Line

Fashion File from the Evening Commute:

If it looks like your money would be better spent on botox injections, you’re too old to be shopping at Aritzia.