Posts Tagged ‘Translink’

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

A woman’s animal instincts kicked in this morning, as she marked her territory in a Translink train car.

The woman splashed kisses and rubbed herself all over a pigeon-toed man wearing women’s jeans and a black leather jacket.

“It was all very unnecessary,” reported our on-scene correspondent, who now, incidentally, is seeking treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder.