Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Morning Commute:
A woman’s animal instincts kicked in this morning, as she marked her territory in a Translink train car.
The woman splashed kisses and rubbed herself all over a pigeon-toed man wearing women’s jeans and a black leather jacket.
“It was all very unnecessary,” reported our on-scene correspondent, who now, incidentally, is seeking treatment for post-traumatic stress disorder.
Tales from the Transit Line 