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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

According to a discerning consumer/commuter, you can’t do all of your grocery shopping at Costco.  

“Their bananas are good, but their avocados suck.”  

You can purchase water there too, but it’s better to get it at Save-On Foods, said the 28-year-old thirsty traveller.  

“We had tap water growing up,” he noted, “but now my parents have splurged and I buy my own [too].” 

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Tales from the Transit Line

Curse from the Morning Commute:

If you decide to spit while walking in a crowd of people – may a flock of seagulls fly over you while releasing a shower of their shit.

#gross

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A discussion about superpowers on the Millenium Line between a young couple turned into a debate about immortality tonight.

“I would rather be rich,” said the girlfriend, emphatically noting that it would be difficult to be left behind by non-immortal loved ones.

“I’d be immortal,” retorted the boyfriend, unequivocally.

“But what about losing someone you loved?” his lady responded with a hint of sadness.

“I would just find someone new to love,” the gentleman commuter declared.

“But you’d still have your memories … Like Wolverine!” the dame protested.

“Ya, I guess …” said the man.

Tales from the Transit Line

Curse from the Morning Commute:

If you bring your bike on the train at rush hour and park it in front of your seated self and three empty seats, may you get a flat tire of the next rainy day.

Tales from the Transit Line
 
Report from the Evening Commute:
 
The Calgary Stampeders have the best cheerleaders, according to a commuter who admittedly only starts following football “around the Grey Cup.”
 
They take cheerleading very seriously in the United States, he added, noting “moms kill people over cheerleading [there].
 
“Cheerleading is awesome,” he concluded.
 
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Tales from the Transit Line
 
Report from the Morning Commute:
 
A recent poll of two female commuters between the ages of 19 and 20, revealed a general consensus that anytime a person goes for any kind of surgery, they could be “screwed.”
 
One of the respondents, who’s employer buys her food to keep her at her desk, also noted she declined to attend a friend’s laser eye surgery, because she didn’t want to sit there while they ‘burned’ his eyes.
 
“That sounds pretty gross,” she said.
 
 

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A phrase has been coined by a commuter, that is expected to be added to the urban lexicon.

“That’s so bus driver,” can be used to describe someone who is being especially rude or discourteous.

“It’s like, when someone cuts in front of you in line or they take the last donut in the box – ‘that’s so bus driver’,” explained a TFTTL reporter.

The new phrase is predicted to be especially popular among everyone.