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Tales from the Transit Line

Public Service Announcement:

Have you ever had to walk to your bus or train stop – or even all the way to work, in the rain!?

Was it windy and did your cheap umbrella break?

Did you finally get on your mode of transit or into your office and did it smell like mothballs?

We’ve all had one of those mornings, and now we all have access to the Cure for the Commuter Blues (CCB)

Our CCB T-shirts will allow you to express yourself so that you don’t bottle up your rage and end up hitting the bottle – or worse.

Tell the world how you feel and say what you want to say without saying a word.

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– Fu*k you, you fu*king fu*k.

– Are you fu*king kidding me!?

– You fu*king stink! No, really, you smell bad.

– I’m going to fu*cking kill somebody! [On the back] Not really, I’m just super mad.

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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

This morning a man walked through a crowd of commuters leaving the Stadium-Chinatown SkyTrain station asking: “You people want me to get out of this fu*king city, don’t you?”

Commuters, who are like zombies that have brains, however, did not respond to his loud inquiry.

“No one even blinked,” said our on-scene reporter Kelle Shaunna, noting commuters are used to walking against resistance. “I can tell you, however, that although it appeared we did not notice him, we did, and we were all thinking: ‘Yes, get the fu*k out.'”

The man’s whereabouts are now unknown, but he is believed to be still wandering around downtown asking others the same question.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A study has shown that if you pace frantically on the SkyTrain platform and then pull your own hair, while smiling happily – you will never be crowded on a busy train at rush hour.