Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Evening Commute:
Santa was spotted on a SkyTrain in the Vancouver area tonight.
The Man in Red was incognito, apparently watching to see if commuters were being naughty or nice.
With just a few days before the big day, however, he appeared to be taking it easy, toting a plastic bag with a sixer in it, instead of his usual sack of toys.
Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Evening Commute:
Across MacDonald [Street?] and down an alleyway there’s a party tonight, according to some guy who still has to ‘go home, get changed, smoke a doobie, have a beer, and [other] sh*t like that.’
Tales from the Transit Line
Blessing from the Morning Commute:
May you never have a runny [not stuffy, please note the distinction] nose on a SkyTrain or bus that reeks of body odor.
Namaste.
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Report from the Evening Commute:
A UFO was sighted one block from the Stadium-Chinatown SkyTrain Station tonight.
The apparent anomaly in the sky was seen hovering over the intersection of West Georgia and Beatty streets around 5:00 p.m., PST.
Our photographer captured this image of the ginormous flying saucer.
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Fashion File from the Evening Commute:
One should never wear her brand new booties on the trek to her transit station or stop.
Fashionable footwear are not made for walking long distances and they are certainly not made for walking those distances at a fast pace, especially when late.
Further, they are not made for standing in a crowded car on a delayed train stuck on the tracks.
Now, here’s what’s trending:
#It’sNotEasyBeingBeautiful
Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Evening Commute:
There is a need for more or longer SkyTrains servicing the Vancouver area, according to an elderly commuter in a crowded train car this evening.
“[But] we have Mickey Mouse leadership,” he said, blaming the lack of service on a government.
“[The train car] must be a pervert’s paradise,” he added, to a young lady who was squished between himself and a plexiglass partition.
Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Evening Commute:
According to a commuter with a new piercing in her face, “if you put makeup on an open wound, it will get infected.”
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