Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Weekend Commute:
A commuter got on the wrong bus tonight, because she was too busy texting about dead cats.
March 16, 2013 – Report from the Weekend Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Weekend CommuteTags: Bus, Cats, Commute, public transit, Texting, TFTTL
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March 15, 2013 – Report from the Morning Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Morning CommuteTags: Commute, Mascara, public transit, TFTTL
Tales from the Transit Line
Report from the Morning Commute:
According to our staff reporter on-scene this morning, it is possible, although hard to imagine, to put mascara on without a mirror, while giving directions to a stranger.
March 11, 2013 – Report from the Evening Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Evening CommuteTags: Beards, Commute, public transit, TFTTL
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Report from the Evening Commute:
According to two female commuters with unidentifiable accents, one of who has pink hair, beards make people look smarter.
In related news, the girl with the rosy halo tried to do her taxes online, but all of the questions were too confusing.
March 11, 2013 – Fashion File from the Morning Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Commuter Fashion Files, Report from the Morning CommuteTags: Commute, Fashion File, public transit, TFTTL
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Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
Unless you are a little girl under the age of 10, you should never wear white socks with black Mary Janes.
March 4, 2013 – Report from the Morning Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Morning CommuteTags: Bus, Commute, public transit, TFTTL
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Report from the Morning Commute:
Recent evidence suggests that no matter how frantically or exasperatedly a young blonde woman looks around a crowded bus, no one is going to move to let her sit down.
Further studies reveal that ‘sitter’s guilt’ – an emotional state evoked in those who get seats on a busy bus – is short lived.
Feb. 27, 2013 – Report from the Evening Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Evening CommuteTags: Commute, public transit, TFTTL, Wine
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Report from the Evening Commute:
According to two out of two 20-year-olds, “old” wine is best – at least they are pretty sure it is.
But since neither one of them could afford a “$500” bottle of vino, they couldn’t be certain.
Feb. 20, 2013 – Report from the Morning Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Morning CommuteTags: Commute, public transit, TFTTL
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Report from the Morning Commute:
In an attempt to protect his girlfriend from a bullet, a male commuter wrapped himself around his female companion, like a shield, to protect her from the possibly fatal projectile.
After investigating the incident, authorities issued this statement:
“If it looks like your trying to protect your girlfriend from gunfire, as you pin her against the SkyTrain door, you should probably back off a bit on the PDA.”
Some people might also argue, it’s simply too early for that kind of smut.
Feb. 15, 2013 – Fashion Files from the Evening Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Commuter Fashion Files, Report from the Evening CommuteTags: Commute, Fashion Files, Hipster, public transit, TFTTL
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Fashion Files from the Evening Commute:
If you wear a T-shirt that says “I’m not a hipster” and a wreath made of silk flowers on your crown – you are a hipster, and an idiot.
Disclaimer: No offense to anyone under the age of two years, whose parents make them wear silk-flower wreaths on their head.
Feb. 11, 2013 – Blessing from the Evening Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Commuter Blessings, Report from the Evening CommuteTags: Bus, Commute, Namaste, public transit, TFTTL
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Blessing from the Evening Commute:
May you never get stuck on the bus sitting next to a coughing crackhead.
Namaste.
Feb. 11, 2013 – Report from the Morning Commute
Posted: May 28, 2013 in Report from the Morning CommuteTags: Commute, Family Day, public transit, TFTTL
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Report from the Morning Commute:
Although there were fewer commuters than normal on a Monday morning, not everyone in BC has the day off today.
“Since this is not a federally established holiday, all federal workers work on Family Day, including post office employees and public servants,” according to www.statutoryholidays.com and my alarm clock.
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