Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Evening Commute:
It’s Friday, you just got your hair did, you come out of the salon, it’s pouring rain, and you forgot your umbrella!
What is a girl to do?
Putting plastic bags – with face holes ripped out, of course – over your head, is a new trend to protect your lovely locks from the elements.
Just don’t forget to tear out the face hole – or you’ll be looking pretty dead, instead of just pretty!
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Blessing from the Morning Commute:
May you never have to walk by human feces on any street corner.
Namaste.
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Report from the Evening Commute:
According to international commuter Bryce from France (or Br-eece if you are from France too), “usually French speakers are really bad at English because they can’t pronounce.”
Despite his difficulties with the English-language, however, he can say one thing well in Russian, “but it’s nonsense.”
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Report from the Evening Commute:
“In Italy you ‘should’ stop at a stop sign, but no one ever does … unless there’s a baby crossing the street,” said a commuter who is planning a trip to Cambodia because he doesn’t want to go to Europe because he hates Italians.
The same man is planning to paint himself black and go to a costume party as Samuel L. Jackson.
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Report from the Morning Commute:
The stench of sweat and booze permeating the SkyTrain this morning, is a clear indication that many commuters celebrated St. Patty’s Day yesterday.
As Mr. Angus would say, if he used public transit, “it smells like a god damn brewery in here.”
Gag.
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Report from the Weekend Commute:
A commuter got on the wrong bus tonight, because she was too busy texting about dead cats.
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Report from the Morning Commute:
According to our staff reporter on-scene this morning, it is possible, although hard to imagine, to put mascara on without a mirror, while giving directions to a stranger.
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Report from the Evening Commute:
According to two female commuters with unidentifiable accents, one of who has pink hair, beards make people look smarter.
In related news, the girl with the rosy halo tried to do her taxes online, but all of the questions were too confusing.
Tales from the Transit Line
Fashion File from the Morning Commute:
Unless you are a little girl under the age of 10, you should never wear white socks with black Mary Janes.
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Report from the Morning Commute:
Recent evidence suggests that no matter how frantically or exasperatedly a young blonde woman looks around a crowded bus, no one is going to move to let her sit down.
Further studies reveal that ‘sitter’s guilt’ – an emotional state evoked in those who get seats on a busy bus – is short lived.
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