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Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

Ben with the super big Adam’s apple, who is kind of shy and quiet and not rowdy, can go to a tall cherry-haired young commuter’s party this weekend.

So can Connor and Jesse, because she misses ‘drinking with them’, but she won’t talk to Jesse.

No Grade 12s can go, but some people her friend knows from middle school are invited.

Christine is going, although the commuter ‘hates her.’

In related news, she’s going home right now to dye her hair.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

Today is We Day and 20,000 kids will make their way downtown this morning to attend related festivities.

In other news, if you think you’re taking transit downtown this morning – you are not.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

The most “unsettling feature” one commuter has seen on a person is someone who doesn’t blink.

“It’s unsettling, isn’t it!?” he said.

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Morning Commute:

Special Feature: SkyTrain Etiquette

“There is none.”

With files from Kelle “Get the fu*k out of my way” Shaunna

Tales from the Transit Line

Report from the Evening Commute:

A Gollum lookalike searched through contents of purse, that clearly did not belong to him, spread out the Stadium-Chinatown SkyTrain station platform. Not a transit police officer in sight.

In unrelated news, the Commercial-Broadway SkyTrain station platform was flooded with about a dozen transit police officers, checking riders for proof of purchase and issuing fare-evasion tickets.